Fly fishermen are essentially weak creatures and don’t stand a chance of ever actually catching this Hawg Brown. Well, I’m taking pity on you all and offering you a chance to get a piece of me. This is as close you’ll ever get.
I am contemplating making available for sale a Roderick Hawg-Brown commemorative t-shirt, although I’ve not settled on a design yet. You amusing people are always opinionated, and while your opinions matter little to me, I’m opening this up for discussion. So set your glass of Chardonnay down for a minute and have a gander at these t-shirt designs.
Of the three, which would you prefer? The Roderick Hawg-Brown logo (that you see in the header at the top of this website) would be printed small, on the front chest pocket, with one of the other designs on the back. If your squinty little eyes can’t see the designs below, click on them–they’ll get bigger. It’s magic.
As if there was ever any question, the shirts will be brown.
Front
Design #1
Design #2
Design #3
Discuss.
I am Roderick Hawg-Brown, and I speak the truth.
I might seem boring…but, I actually like the banner logo on front and back! And my second choice for the back would be #3.
There is no such thing as a boring idea, just boring fishermen.
So, we have one vote for #1, and one vote for #3. That means only two humans want t-shirts, and they each want a different design.
Therefore the cost per t-shirt will probably be about $100.
#1. Thats o-n-e.
As you can see from my reply to that River Dame, we have arrived at a crossroads, mainly that only two of you read/comment the posts by yours truly. Which means you two are either highly enlightened, or simple-minded fools with nothing better to do.
As I have nothing better to do, I’ll cast a vote for #1. Roderick, will this T-shirt help me to catch more brook trout?
Charley, you are clearly a man with too much free time on his hands. Brook trout are stupid little fish than anyone can catch, even with a Tenkara rod. But a Hawg Brown t-shirt will give you a sense of confidence and swagger that you’re currently lacking.
Three….
The cost is tumbling, no?
Yes, it’s down to $89 per shirt!
I’d love one of those shirts and I like # 2 the best. The front looks great 2.
Now we’re talking…cost per shirt is only $80 now.
Front and Design #1. If I was rich and could afford an $80 shirt, I’d get one.
Your opinion has been factored. If we continue at this rate, we may be able to get the price per shirt down to $50.
The dude digs #2
That’s all fine and dandy, but remember: I don’t really care what your opinion is. Now here’s a shovel, dig something else.
I’ll throw down a vote for #2
Jergens- like the women’s hand lotion? That’s precious. As you know, I don’t really care much what you or anyone else thinks.
Digging one and three..likely three just a pig’ s nitty more. And dont ask what a pig’s nitty is…
As long as you don’t talk about a Hawg’s nitty, all is good.
First choice #2
Second choice #3
I would pick up either one. Digging the idea.
You are the first sensible fly fishingman to weigh in with sensible comments, acknowledging that your opinion doesn’t really matter and I will ultimately do what I want.
2 for me please HB. I am going to find you and I am gonna smoke you!
Silly, silly fly fishing man. I’m not on your radar, let alone your maps.
#2
FWIW (precious little I gather) I agree the River Damsel ‘cept my 2nd choice would be # 2. BTW that wouldn’t happen with a Tenkara rod… just sayin.
It’s a stick with a piece of string tied to it, so yes–Tenkara. And your opinion matters less than even you think.
Dear Mr. Hawg-Brown,
You bless us all with insight, wisdom, and tenacity. Please consider my selection of #2 for the back of your new t-shirt.
Yours Truly,
Sidetrack Mack
Dear Sidetracked,
I should thank you for your opinion, but it doesn’t matter. You shouldn’t be so easily sidetracked, anyway. Don’t you have something better to do with your time?