Name: Roderick Hawg-Brown
Species: Salmo Trutta Humonga
Length: Excessive
Weight: Grotesque
Girth: Substantial
Hometown: Under a cut bank
Favorite Foods: Whole chickens, bacon
Favorite Musician: James Brown or Jackson Browne, depending on my mood
Favorite Athlete: Jim Brown
Favorite Dog Breed: Chocolate Lab
Favorite Author: Roderick Haig-Brown. The man could write.
Favorite Movie: Foxy Brown
Favorite Cartoon: Charlie Brown
Paper or Plastic: Brown paper bag
Favorite Color: Seriously?
